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Old September, 4th, 2008, 03:55 PM
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Rule # 1: Don't Speak Unless Spoken To, Even Then, Don't Speak!
You're there to piss, not to have a conversation, debate, or dicussion. Just pee, wash hands, then leave. That's all.

Rule #2: No Peeking!!!
No matter how curious you may be about it, this is not a cool gesture. It might send the wrong message to the other guy. Just keep staring at the wall and ignore all around you, and focus on peeing and getting out of there.

Rule #3: No Touching
You should only touch yourself in a restroom. I don't mean masterbating either. Keep your hands to yourself. Nobody else needs help holding it, just worry about yourself.

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Rule #4: Always Flush
Nobody else needs to see your waste left in there. Just because its not your own bathroom doesn't mean you can't figure out how to flush.

Rule#5: Check Yourself
Make sure no toilet paper is stuck to you. And your clothes are back on properly, unless you're a hot woman, then nobody will mind and you'll make some guy's day.
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Rule 1 is dont take the middle fucking urinal of 3 when one of the ends is occupied and the other one isnt
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Unspoken Rule: Don't crap in the urinal... the janitors hate that, mkay.
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Rule #2: No Peeking!!!
No matter how curious you may be about it, this is not a cool gesture. It might send the wrong message to the other guy. Just keep staring at the wall and ignore all around you, and focus on peeing and getting out of there.
Who in their right mind would have a problem with this rule? Why does it need to be a rule at all? Why in the fuck would you be interested in looking at another mans junk?
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Why in the fuck would you be interested in looking at another mans junk?
To gloat and ridicule? I dunno... I think I've seen that in a movie though...

Do the same rules apply when drunk? And speaking of drunk, is there a rule about pissing on another guys shoes?

What about when you're outdoors and trying to write your name in the snow?
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People actually piss IN the urinal? Why is the floor so sticky?
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People actually piss IN the urinal? Why is the floor so sticky?
umm look where u live
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Is the girls bathroom equally as sticky?

That'd be frightening
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Is the girls bathroom equally as sticky?

That'd be frightening
Umm I've never really had the sticky problem but I've come across some very nasty bathrooms in our area.
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