Songs about Doug n Toph

[TJ]

Here's a little diddy about Toph and Doug. One looks like a Chihuahua, the other looks like a Pug. Together they have their little gay fights. But they settle up at the end of the night. It always makes Jarian jump on the bed. But this isn't something you ever want to see. Cause let me tell you, you'll wind up dead. Oh Gee, Life Goes On... Even though there's way too many dongs. Oh yeah, Life Goes On... and aren't you thankful that this is the end of the Doug and Toph Song?

[goldenshower]

I'm still laughing at it. I thought up some of my own if I can remember them now to type out all the lyrics. Everyone should write a song about or change the lyrics of a song, poem, rhyme, etc... already written to make fun of HAHA!

[Pop Not Soda]

[Toph]

[Doug]

Music to my ears!

[goldenshower]

I gotta do a Ne-Yo version now, but I was listening to an Elliot Yamin song and came up with this so far, changing the lyrics

Doug never felt nothing in the world like this before.
Now he's wishing Toph would cum through his back door.
Why did Toph have to go?
Could have let Doug be his only ho; so now Doug's all alone.

Toph could have stayed and Doug would give him a lap dance.
With Toph not around it’s a little bit more than Doug can stand.
All Toph's cum he could have runnin' down his face.
Doug wouldn't even turn his head away.

So why does Doug's gay pride make Toph run and hide?
Is Top that afraid of everyone knowing he likes Doug's weewee?
But Doug knows it’s a lie, Toph's ass likes Doug's dick inside!
That is how Doug wants it to be.

So Toph, maybe Doug will masturbate for you.
Cause Doug don’t know what else he can do.
Don’t tell Doug he ran out of time
If it takes the rest of Doug's life

Doug will masturbate for you
If Toph thinks Doug isn't gay enough, it just ain’t true
Doug really needs Toph as his wife
No matter what Doug has to do
Doug will masturbate for you...


Sorry Do-Yo Wonder if I am taking the gay jokes too far yet

[Toph]

Haha, Golden must have taken a lot of time and energy to come up with all that imagery


... maybe a little too much time and energy

[MistyGates]

If you guys ever do get together, do let me know.
I likes to watch.
....

[Doug]

Only way we get together is if you are in the middle Misty.