Songs about Doug n Toph

[goldenshower]

Originally Posted by Toph

mmmmm Misty meat sandwich

Wouldn't that be a vegetarian sandwich if Misty is in the middle?

[TJ]

So I walk up to the counter of Porn Way,
Order up a Misty Gates.
They serve her to me and I don't even have to pay.
And I notice that her boobs are nicer than fine china plates.
We leave and I see Doug and Toph walk in.
They don't get their order so Toph kicks him in the shin.

It'll be another lonely night for Toph and Doug.
They'll just have to curl up alone in front of the fireplace on a rug.
*censored for depravity and just outright nastiness*

The next day Misty laughs and points at them.
She nods over to me and says "I got a great fuck from him".
I can't help but smile and say I'm gonna get her again.
Doug and Toph scowl, flip us off, and start to cry.
I'm pretty sure they want us both to fry.
But...

It'll be another lonely night for Toph and Doug.
They'll just have to curl up alone in front of the fireplace on a rug.
*censored for depravity and just outright nastiness*

It'll be another lonely night for Toph and Doug.
They'll just have to curl up alone in front of the fireplace on a rug.
*censored for depravity and just outright nastiness*

On the third night Misty went over to their house.
She was sneaky and unseen like a mouse.
She watched them play and then came back to me.
And to my horror told me everything that she did see.
I gagged and screamed and wanted to rip out my own eyes.
She laughed and said she taped it all, cause she's just a really good spy.
Now their shame will be seen worldwide.
It'll be on YouTube entitled Doug and Toph: A Scary Ride.
And then everyone will be able to see that...

It'll be another lonely night for Toph and Doug.
They'll just have to curl up alone in front of the fireplace on a rug.
*censored for depravity and just outright nastiness*

[goldenshower]

Wonder if we could get Misty to sing the songs about ?

Might need another topic here for songs about Misty too. I have done a few of those on her forum already. I'd sing them but then they would really sound bad

[Toph]

Originally Posted by TJ

*censored for depravity and just outright nastiness*

Actually, the depravity and outright nastiness are more than you can imagine