I bought Apples today.

[Paul-Tease]

Originally Posted by ozsurfer

everyone knows u can't compare apples with oranges

No way, one is a fruit and the other is a computer. :

[Wanky]

Originally Posted by BEC's # 1 fan

No way, one is a fruit and the other is a computer. :

He said Apples, plural ... not Apple

[Paul-Tease]

Originally Posted by Wanky

He said Apples, plural ... not Apple

He also said oranges not orange.

:

Ok for the slow, oranges are fruit, and apples are computers.

[Darb]

Originally Posted by ozsurfer

everyone knows u can't compare apples with oranges

they both
-grow on tree's
-have seed's
-round in shape
-have a skin

[ProTender]

good stuff Mr Weeds

[Jubal]

Scorpion Blues
by Jubal

Well, I woke up this mornin'
In an Arizona prison cell
Well, I woke up this mornin'
In an Arizona prison cell...

Cause there's a scorpion sittin' on my pecker
And I need to take a piss like hell.

Well, I woke up yesterday mornin'
To the barrel of the sheriff's gun
Well, I woke up yesterday mornin'
To the barrel of the sheriff's gun.

'Cause that woman done gone and told on me
For all the things she knows I done.

Well, Jesus knows I've been a bad man
All my life I've just done wrong
Well, Jesus knows I've been a bad man
All my life I've just done wrong

And now they've come and caught me
And all I can do is sing this song.

And now I swear that all I want
Is on that southbound train and gone
And now I swear that all I want
Is on that southbound train and gone,

But I know I can't move a muscle
'Cause that damn scorpion's still on my schlong.

Well, I got a centerfold on my ceiling
For when I'm feeling all alone and sad
Weeeell, I got a centerfold on my ceiling
for when I'm feeling all alone and sad.

But 'cause of it I can't open my eyes
'Cause I don't wanna make that scorpion mad.

[divine]

Where do you buy Apples over there?

[My Name is Rob]

Originally Posted by MrWeed

Answer “No” if:

d. you have a trust fund or an IRA.
.

Tell me about it. And I have heard "blues bands" of 20 year olds with trust funds.

[My Name is Rob]

Originally Posted by MrWeed

15. If you ask for water and baby gives you gasoline, it’s the Blues. Other acceptable Blues beverages are: wine, whiskey, muddy water, beer, black coffee. Blues beverages are NOT: mixed drinks, kosher wine, sparkling water, Snapple, Starbucks Frappuccino, or Slim Fast.

I had a blues band in my club once. Great guitar player, great bass player, but the singer was just weird and not getting it.

Then after the first set he asks for a wine cooler. :rofl: