Some people just can`t help themselves!

[dave210371]

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Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table

(BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.


I have always said that some people should not be allowed out of the house with anything more than a cut lunch and bus fare.

[Pop Not Soda]

I'd fuck a picnic table. I'd need lots of lube first though.

[TJ]

Originally Posted by Pop Not Soda

I'd fuck a picnic table. I'd need lots of lube first though.

Master Splinter, leave Donatablo alone!!!!

[goldenshower]

I hope he used a table cloth for protection.

[ufotofu]

I've seen those tables with their long legs, all spread apart with their holes showing. In my opinion, I think they're asking for it.

[Jarian28]

Ummmm... Venire a mancare???