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Before I gave blood yesterday I went through the whole "How many times have you had sex with a male prostitute in Africa since 1977" questions, but it was difficult to concentrate because the nurse asking the questions was freakin' hot... like a younger version of Diddy (I hope you have to be 18 or older to be a nurse
)Then she pricked my finger and it spurted like sperm whale.... blood all over the place. She was glad that I didn't get any on her face... I'm a gentleman like that ![]() So, anyway, give blood... it's a wacky good time! ![]() Plus you get a "Hero" cookie!
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Only if Sperm Bank drives were that fun. Then maybe I'd do that often.
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R.I.P. Randy Schaffer Died Sept. 21st, 2008!!!!! My heart and prayers go out to his family and friends. A great fun loving guy, who will be missed |
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You da man Toph! Only you could make giving blood erotic.
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One of the times I gave blood recently, I had a nurse who looked like a younger Michelle Rodriguez.
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I finally changed my signature!
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Not true. A sexy female version of Dracula could be erotic. Of course the only line i'd want to hear from her would be "I Want to Suck your cock."
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R.I.P. Randy Schaffer Died Sept. 21st, 2008!!!!! My heart and prayers go out to his family and friends. A great fun loving guy, who will be missed |
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