Romantic Ideas

[MrWeed]

Obviously, Chris is the man who should start a thread like this. And he is probably one of the few that qualify to post in a thread such as this.

But I digress...

...post romantic (or corny) ideas for sweeping women off their feet....or at least things to do to help them remember why they choose you....


....yeah, I know "Another romance thread"....you know time of year it is.

[MrWeed]

Take your lady to a bar with a stage or open mike. Sing a Luther Vandross song to her. Totally suprise her.


Understand, If she knows you are shy, she will know this is the most romantic thing you can do for her.

If she knows you are an outgoing person, you run the risk of being a corny showboat.


But everyone plays the fool for love.



Extra points if others in the bar join in.

[chris]

We always like to cuddle up on the couch.. lights out.. and listen to Endless Love.

[Shank]

Take a walk on the river at around sun down and walk into the sunset. Then go for dinner, atferwards see a movie.


Yes I said walk on the river. For me its possible here in canada we get a think called cold and it turns water in to a solid state called ice and then its like water but solid, but not rlly like water just the same chemical composition. okay anyways it freezes then you can walk on a river. yeah...

[TJ]

Tell her those pants don't make her look fat.

[mark]

Originally Posted by MrWeed

....yeah, I know "Another romance thread"....you know time of year it is.

winter time?

or summer time, in the southern hemisphere.

Originally Posted by TJ

Tell her those pants don't make her look fat.

then tell her she's a good driver.

[TJ]

Originally Posted by mark

then tell her she's a good driver.

If you do that, she'll know its sarcasm.

[Paul-Tease]

When I feel romantic I don't put my beer can on her head.

[MrWeed]

Sex Tip:

I don't care if your woman is Scarlett Johansen. Sometimes their confidence levels take a dip. This is especially true for new relationships or casual lovers. The image issue can potentially put the kabosh on sexy time.

Of course you understand. But what do you do now?

Befre you call it a night, try the following suggestion. If she still is not feeling it, at least you tried:

Blindfold yourself and tell her to guide you to what she wants. Be extra patient, and totally buy into all considerations



Disclaimer: MrWeed is not liable for stolen wallets or ass pain. Dude, you can say no, also.