Adult fun at the Hannah Montana movie!

[Kguy1326]

So your kids begged you to take them to Miley Cyrus' movie concert. You couldn't afford the $500 concert tickets, so now you're being raped by Disney at $15 per person. Here is a little guide to make the fun for your kids and dreadful time for you be just as fun.

1.) When the movie starts loudly announce "This film is brought to you in Mulletvision and Awfully Bad Surround Sound and unfotunately 3-D."

2.) When Billy Ray Cyrus is on scream out loud "Mulletvision!!!"

3.) When Hannah Montana is about to sing, yell out "Ashlee Simpson can sing better than you can."

4.) When the Miley/Hannah switch occurs, point to the screen and go "Ah Ha, there's the Imposter!"

5.) When ever she introduces other family members, proclaim "Isn't in-breeding fun and very profitable thanks to Disney?"

6.) When the Jonas Brothers play scream out "Play (Name Any Doobie Brothers song)."

7.) When she shows her backstage tour, point out everything as a lip syncing device.

8.) When the movie is over scream out loud "Encore, Encore, We want an encore!!!"

9.) After walking out of the movie, proclaim "the $5 bucks I paid to see Gallagher and Carrottop together was way better than this."

There ya go. Have a fun happy time. If you're going to a theater that serves alcohol, please feel free to drink excessively while watching this film. It'll help with the hangover, from the film, not the drinking. You'll pay for both the next day.