I answer questions from Mark's Ask Me Anything thread!

[Kguy1326]

Hometeam790 asked: Has Dawn officially retired from the biz?

Answer: No, just took a short break.

Pop Not Soda asked: Is one of Wanky's arms significantly larger than the other?

Answer: No, it's just the odd angle his picture was taken that makes it appear that way. However, He'd like me to let the ladies here and everywhere know his penis is bigger than it really looks. And that if any girl is interested, to go ahead and PM him, cause he is available.

Jeannie asked: What does Jarian look like in real life?

Answer: Slightly better than most of us here. 4 out of 5 women thinks he's sexier than Jake. (Of course after the test we found out the 5th woman was blind, but for Jarian's sake we'll still count her.)

I asked: Is it true that the revenue from Phil's and Ant's sites secretly fund movies starring Paris Hilton, Larry The Cable Guy, or Jessica Simpson?

Answer: Yes, yes they did. Phil also raised money to try and re-elect Bush this election, but was told Bush isn't eligible. So he instead put the money to use to buy another model from a third world country. As far as Ant goes, he's still trolling the internet looking for his next 18 year old wife.

[Kguy1326]

Doug asked: What does Dream of Ashley eat during a normal day?

Answer: Mostly food. The healthy kind. She need to keep her sexy body in shape. She also eats stuff that will make her pussy juices taste good. She likes her guys to get a great taste of her. A sweet pussy treat to remember her by.

Ron asked: does kliz/jeannie secretly stick cats in the microwave because she despises them ?

Answer: No, she just really really loves Chinese and Asian cuisine. Cats there are a delicacy. they like and say it's beef or chicken, but to keep costs down it's really just the light and dark meat of cats. This is why at Panda Express or Mark Pi's a Chicken or steak teryaki bowl is only 2.99. It's also a reason why most Asian buffet places are usually $4.99 a person during lunch. They just use the stray cats for the Kung-Pao chicken and Pepper Steak on the buffet. they aren't that bad either. I like those sugary fried donut hole things myself. Especially fresh from the kitchen when all hot steaming. Yummy.

[Kaci]

Originally Posted by Kguy1326

Ron asked: does kliz/jeannie secretly stick cats in the microwave because she despises them ?

Answer: No, she just really really loves Chinese and Asian cuisine. Cats there are a delicacy. they like and say it's beef or chicken, but to keep costs down it's really just the light and dark meat of cats. This is why at Panda Express or Mark Pi's a Chicken or steak teryaki bowl is only 2.99. It's also a reason why most Asian buffet places are usually $4.99 a person during lunch. They just use the stray cats for the Kung-Pao chicken and Pepper Steak on the buffet. they aren't that bad either. I like those sugary fried donut hole things myself. Especially fresh from the kitchen when all hot steaming. Yummy.

That's gross, they dont do that. Every time someone says that, I cant ignore, I have to express that it simply isnt true! And i dont know how in the hell Panda Express is so cheap for you, me and my friend go at lunch and its like 8 bucks.

One time my boyfriend's friend's dog dissapeared, and they went to the local chinese food place and demanded they give the dog back!!! Awful.

[Kguy1326]

Originally Posted by Kaci

That's gross, they dont do that. Every time someone says that, I cant ignore, I have to express that it simply isnt true! And i dont know how in the hell Panda Express is so cheap for you, me and my friend go at lunch and its like 8 bucks.

One time my boyfriend's friend's dog dissapeared, and they went to the local chinese food place and demanded they give the dog back!!! Awful.

Kaci this thread is a joke, Don't take it so seriously. Sorry if one of the joke answers offended you.

[Kaci]

Lol Kev you are super defensive today. I was totally kidding, and I know you were too.

[Kguy1326]

Originally Posted by Kaci

Lol Kev you are super defensive today. I was totally kidding, and I know you were too.

Sorry, I didn't know. I thought you were giving me the third degree.

[Pop Not Soda]

Originally Posted by Kaci

Lol Kev you are super defensive today. I was totally kidding, and I know you were too.

so they really DO cook cats at Panda Express???

[Ramsfan]

Meow.

[Kguy1326]

Originally Posted by Pop Not Soda

so they really DO cook cats at Panda Express???

Only at ones in high stray cat areas and ones near overflowing pet shelters for cats.