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Old December, 10th, 2007, 05:16 AM
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I just found this link of the 15 Best Songs That Are Totally About Masturbation


What other songs are about masturbating, that aren't listed there? :
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They forgot these songs:

"Jesus Loves Me"

"Sussudio"

All Limp Bizkit and Creed songs

"Touch of My Hand"

"Jerk Off"

"If you're happy and you know it"

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

"Rock Wit' You"

"The Safety Dance"

"Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)"

"Everybody Have Fun Tonight"
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"Thinking of You" - by A Perfect Circle is about masturbating
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WTF?

How'd they miss Longview by Green Day? AKA Ballad of Bradly Wankjob.
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some of those songs are a bit of a stretch...
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The Keys to Her Ferrari was a cool song.

I think they're rather wrong on Elvis Costello, BTW.
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"The Stroke" by Billy Squier. I have a funny dance that I even choreographed to it! Not with me actually masturbating, never fear.
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I remember reading a thread about this somewhere. There was a song called Rosy that was definitely about wankerage, but I can't remember who sang it.
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I remember reading a thread about this somewhere. There was a song called Rosy that was definitely about wankerage, but I can't remember who sang it.


Khadja Nin - Rosy


Haweze itika
Hatake umwambiye arudiye
Ye hata bakiya
Ata ji endeya ju ya weye
Anahangayika ju ya maneno hausikiye
Waca nikwambiye
Usi endeleye utuliya


Rosy waca yende akimbiye aone Rosy
Akitaka atubiye
Rosy waca yende akimbiye aone yemwenyewe


Macozi yake,
Ni ju ya tabiya zako mbaya
Waca musumbuwa
Atakuzaliya watoto
Ulimucaguwa ukamutesa basi afanye je ?
Waca nikwanbiye
Uki endeleya, ujijuwe
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Ha ha, that's the one, Wankerburger.

Christ that's some naughty shit.
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