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LOVE MAKING
The Italian says: "When I've a finished a makina da love I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy." The Frenchman replies: zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy. The New Jersey guy says: "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."
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Rob's Musical Legend Avatar #20: Frank Zappa. He made avant garde listenable. He combined hilarious lyrics with precise music and virtuosity. He was one of a kind. Check Out Trouble every Day, Camarillo Brillo, Muffin Man, and Dong Work for Yuda. |
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LMAO
that was terrible..good thing I never had sex with a guy from Jersey!!! whew!
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