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Old July, 18th, 2007, 03:02 PM
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LOVE MAKING
The Italian says: "When I've a finished a makina da
love I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees,
she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies: zat is noting, when Ah've
finished making ze love, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen
Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she
floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.

The New Jersey guy says: "That aint nothing. When I've
finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the
window and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin'
ceiling."
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I haven't had sex in awhile, and I havent had good sex in forever
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Oh Rob...Rob Rob Rob...:
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What? I'm NOT from Jersey. :
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that reminds me of another good joke...i forgot exactly how it went though. :
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that was terrible..good thing I never had sex with a guy from Jersey!!! whew!
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