Its my turn...

[huh?]

A little boy hurts his finger, runs in the house, and calls out to his mother. "Oh," she says, "let me get a band-aid for that." "No!" Crys the boy. "Cider!" "Cider?" the mother exclaims. "What on earth do you want cider for?" "Because," he explains, "Sis says whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."

[Jbomb]

Originally Posted by huh?

A little boy hurts his finger, runs in the house, and calls out to his mother. "Oh," she says, "let me get a band-aid for that." "No!" Crys the boy. "Cider!" "Cider?" the mother exclaims. "What on earth do you want cider for?" "Because," he explains, "Sis says whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."

:rofl:

[huh?]

Tommy's mum was cleaning his bedroom when she finds a series of bondage and fetish mags... She shouts to his dad to come and see... She yells "What the hell am i supposed to do about this lot?" Tommy's dad says " I don't know, but whatever you do, DON'T SPANK HIM"....

[Tiggs]

why not? it worked for me

[Siq]

Originally Posted by huh?

A little boy hurts his finger, runs in the house, and calls out to his mother. "Oh," she says, "let me get a band-aid for that." "No!" Crys the boy. "Cider!" "Cider?" the mother exclaims. "What on earth do you want cider for?" "Because," he explains, "Sis says whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."

:rolleyes:

[huh?]

Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

[Siq]

Originally Posted by Tiggs

why not? it worked for me

She spoiled me with "special pics", site pics do nothing

[Ashii]

Don't be sad. :

[Siq]

Originally Posted by huh?

Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

I don't remember this :

[huh?]

Originally Posted by Siq

I don't remember this :

How could you forget?