Stupid jokes I saw posted elsewhere...

[Barry]

and thought I'd share them here:

So a little girl's in the shower with her mom, washer her hair and whatnot. The little girl looks up, and asks, "Hey mom, what're those?"
Mom says, "Oh, those are my tits."
Little girl asks, "When do I get them?"
Mom answers, "When you're older."

Next day little girl's in the shower again, this time with her dad. Little girl turns around and asks, "Hey dad, what's that?"
Dad: "Oh, that's my cock."
Little Girl: "Well, when do I get one?"
Dad: "When your mom leaves for work."



A Russian, an American, and an Iraqi walk into a bar. They're all armed. After a few drinks, the Russian picks up a bottle of vodka, says "We have too many of these in my country," and shoots it. The American picks up a bottle of beer, says "We have too many of these in my country," and shoots it. The Iraqi picks up the American, says "We have too many of these in my country. ALLAHU ACKBAR!" and blows the himself up.



Definition of optimist:
An Ethiopian dressed for dinner.



Why cant stevie wonder read??
Because he's black



How do you know you're at a gay picnic?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.



Why can't Jesus eat skittles?
Because of the holes in his hands.



What's black, white, and covered in flies?
A dead baby in a newspaper.



How do you make copper wire?
Throw a penny between two jews.



How did Helen Keller burn her face?
Answering the iron.



What do you call a skydiving mexican?
Air pollution.


What's black and white and can't fit through the revolving door?
Nun with a spear stuck through her.

[DarkGenocide]

Originally Posted by JosephCampbell

How do you make copper wire?
Throw a penny between two jews.



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:rofl:

[2spy]

That first joke was sick.....:

[DarkGenocide]

yeah it was but the Jew joke was great :2thumbs:

[Jarian28]

These Jokes are Just SO Wrong, Geeeeeeeez! :ohsnap1:

[kenny]

so wrong.........




but pretty damn funny.:rofl:

[Pop Not Soda]

holy shit, these are evil. post more.

[Blaster]

Great. TPF leftovers. Imported trash. Yum.

Not only are most of those incredibly stupid but they're also older than dirt. I guess the south park morons will enjoy it, though.

[Barry]

Did the rest of the penguins beat you up and take your ball? :

so now I'm a "south park moron"?

[Blaster]

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