Random Laws.

[soundless]

OK this is a thread for random laws 08:

In Alabama, You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time

In Indiana, Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.

In Indiana, You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it.

In Kansas, The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

In Maine, You may not step out of a plane in flight.

In Massachusetts, Bullets may not be used as currency.

In Arizona, Hunting camels is prohibited.

In Connecticut, In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

In New Hampshire, you may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

In Montana, Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)

In Louisiana, It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

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[Wanky]

http://www.dumblaws.com/ is a great site for them




Ones listed there for Australia

A life sentence is 25 years.

Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.

You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.

It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.

It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.

Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring.

Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.

Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.

The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.

Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.

It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.

Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.

Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale's carcass.

[Jbomb]

In New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

Great, now what am I supposed to do for fun?

[Pundi]

Originally Posted by Jbomb

In New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

Pedro Martinez should move then.

[Pundi]

Originally Posted by soundless

In Montana, Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)

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[Pop Not Soda]

Originally Posted by Wanky

It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

fucking COMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.

Actually, most of these weird laws are passed for some reason, archaic or otherwise. Is it particularly cold at Brighton?

[Yankeelover]

Originally Posted by Jbomb

In New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

Great, now what am I supposed to do for fun?

Originally Posted by Pundi

Pedro Martinez should move then.

:rofl:

:2thumbs:

[Wanky]

Originally Posted by Pop Not Soda

fucking COMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Actually, most of these weird laws are passed for some reason, archaic or otherwise. Is it particularly cold at Brighton?

Where is Brighton?

[Siq]

Originally Posted by Jbomb

In New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

Great, now what am I supposed to do for fun?

Been there, done that. I even did it in front of a police car. I call BS 08:

[Siq]

New York:

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.


I thought it was an unwritten rule, but it is law 08: