Hello. my name is Elmer Fudd. Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
No, seriously folks, names Tony, not a millionaire, I own neither a mansion nor a yacht. I like this here baseball team you may have heard of, also I have this thing for sexy ladies. This girl Cass, for instance, who some of you may know. She's pretty damn sexy. Sweet too.
So, my birthday is July 18, I was 2 days old when man first walked on the moon (go figure out how old I am for yourself
). And I guess that's all the news that's fit to print.
So,, umm, hey. :o