I gotta do a Ne-Yo version now, but I was listening to an Elliot Yamin song and came up with this so far, changing the lyrics
Doug never felt nothing in the world like this before.
Now he's wishing Toph would cum through his back door.
Why did Toph have to go?
Could have let Doug be his only ho; so now Doug's all alone.
Toph could have stayed and Doug would give him a lap dance.
With Toph not around it’s a little bit more than Doug can stand.
All Toph's cum he could have runnin' down his face.
Doug wouldn't even turn his head away.
So why does Doug's gay pride make Toph run and hide?
Is Top that afraid of everyone knowing he likes Doug's weewee?
But Doug knows it’s a lie, Toph's ass likes Doug's dick inside!
That is how Doug wants it to be.
So Toph, maybe Doug will masturbate for you.
Cause Doug don’t know what else he can do.
Don’t tell Doug he ran out of time
If it takes the rest of Doug's life
Doug will masturbate for you
If Toph thinks Doug isn't gay enough, it just ain’t true
Doug really needs Toph as his wife
No matter what Doug has to do
Doug will masturbate for you...
Sorry Do-Yo
Wonder if I am taking the gay jokes too far yet
