This is the story of The Valentine's Day Blues.
I woke up in the am. Ba dum ba dum. I was happy and smilin!
Me and Petey were looking to score! With two hot babes or even more!
I had on my shirt that said I was candy! She said that it looked so dandy!
I wore my pants that had hearts on them. She said they made me look ravashin!
Then she got naked and blew me. But that's not for any of you to see.
She asked for me to give her a dance. She started laughing as I tried.
And I took off my shirt and I sat right down! And she giggled and I could have died!
And the she laughed all the way out the house. Leaving me and Petey alone. I was so lonely baby, that I almost dialed a 900 number on my phone.
And this my friends I tell you is true, this is what happens when you have... The Valentine's Day Blues...